We used to get water moccasins at the lake/creek by our cottage. Our very old and borderline senile neighbor thought it was a good idea to shoot them. That’s not a mistype...he fucking shot at the snakes and successfully put several holes in the walls of our garage. Suffice it to say, we put that house on the market…

I swear I’m not stalking you, but you are straight KILLIN’ IT today with your comments. BRAVA!

Brian the Clown Dog driver!!!

I’ve had a minor (major) crush on him ever since “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead”...

Finally! People who GET me! Scrolled through this article faster than most of my work-related emails just to see what everyone had to contribute. I am not disappointed...

Sometimes, and this is unorthodox, I also dip my BURGER into the blob. That’s right. Gives me extra coverage for every bite. FIGHT ME.

How have I had no less than 10 Broad City gif party emails with my friends and NEVER come across this one?! TELL ME, SORCERER!!!

#neverforget

As a kid, she’d visit the Neverland Ranch. “I remember going, actually, and as I was leaving, Michael Jackson was coming in. And I was like, ‘Oh, my God! That was Michael Jackson!’”

FUCK YOU, NICHOLAS SPARKS. FUCK YOU, ERIN GLORIA RYAN.

I just hope people realize that it was not a typo...the floating goat was intentional.

Latrice!!!!

LIVE LAUGH LOVE! Just kidding...life is shit wall to wall then you die!

“It aired in 2000 when Harry Styles was 6 years old.”

Latrice Royale gif is everything I ever needed to make this work week less of an abortion...I thank you, Janeka001!!!

I'll be sure to tell him his balls smell terrific this weekend. #girlfriendoftheyear

The only time I ask my boyfriend anything regarding my appearance, is if I think I have food in my teeth/on my face and have no access to a mirror. I never understood why a lot of women do this. It's like if he asked me if I liked his new deodorant or if I noticed that he's now using Gold Bond on his ball…

Been waiting for another reason to post this life-changing gif!

All that’s missing is him calling her “toots” or “sweatheart”. What a walking hemorrhoid that guy is!