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Welp, nobody is Burfict.

To paraphrase a tweet I once saw, “Are we sure Curt Schilling was actually good at pitching? Maybe baseballs were just trying to get away from his awful opinions.”

On... on his foot, right?

Third eye open, well done.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

When the girl who burglarized me went for sentancing, her mom actually requested a delay for her jail time so they could take a trip to Florida because it was a stressful time for the family.