I make 36k a year and my neck hurts and i hate my family

it's pretty obvious you never leave your basement. You could take snippets like this and make any group and any person look bad out of context. The text messages already came out and made deadspin look stupid once, they're just doubling down now because it's easier than admitting their "lack of journalism" led them…

You have learned well my son.

This is sadder when my sister spent time in New York and saw a RICHARD LLOYD WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR ad on a bulletin board.

yes, half the civilized world. that what gawker media empire wants you to believe the world is like to fan your outrage. i assure you well over half of the civilized world doesn't give a shit.

One of my best friends... talked to a black guy once, so I think I'm good.

This guy said to give Michael a pass. I'll defer to him on this one.

It may not have been an L.A. clipper, but it was definitely on a Hollywood-type boat when Robert Wagner gave Natalie Wood a once-in-a-lifetime dunk.

Looks like Ozzy Osbourne.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

Wooorldstaaaaar?

I'd say its probably right because sexual assault can be defined rather loosely. For a robbery analogy, it'd cover anything from having your house ransacked to being pick pocketed in a crowded train station. I'm a assuming that more people suffer the 'lesser' crime of pickpocketing. I'm not trying to de-victimize…

Rabid Amish man says "ME-OW!"

YES, and I say this as someone who has been reading Jezebel since I was 19, and is white and grew up in one of the wealthiest zip codes in the country. (Oh boy sorry everyone, this was a rant that had building up for a while)

I liked Erin when she was MorningGloria, but she has become a classist snob as a writer. Her article whining about being stuck in an airport in Puerto Rico was eyeroll-inducing, and when someone called her a city girl in a snotty way, she came back saying she grew up in a town of 1000 people. I wanted to write, "From…

I don't know about this. It ignores the very real old boys network. And as a woman I find most men to be very effective communicators...at least in my field.

A-Rod is spot on with his claim that this ruling violates MLB's Basic Agreement. The problem is not many people know what it is. So now then, The Basic Agreement was first formed in 1968 after MLB's first CBA with the MLBPA. Over the years there have been changes, amendments, new clauses, etc. Suffice it to say at…

But yet, and it pains me to say this, he's not wrong, and Bud/MLB are clearly more villainous in this circumstance.

Personally, I'm tired of people coming to the defence of a man whose reputation is tarnished beyond repair, and for good reason. Once a leader, over time, the man transformed into a villain and a poster boy for a conflict between what is right and what is ethically erroneous and misguided. His actions have not only…