I'm an alcoholic. And I'm masturbating.

I can't believe you had someone in your wedding party that fucked you. How obnoxious. Your husband must be a real pussy

Because your mom is a bloody cunt whore. That's why.

I don't know but it's definitely too late for that weave

Very few people care.

Do you think the fact that she is also ugly has anything to do with it?

I don't think it's just about her being a black professor, I think it's about her being an ugly black professor.