Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

Not a joke, I had to check this on Google. If you asked me about the Falcons before this moment I would have told you they were a 2002 expansion team.

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

Why is “the 2010s era of the NBA” defined as 2009-10 through 2018-19, rather than 2010-11 through 2019-20? Because more of the season comes after the New Year than before?

Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

It’s almost criminal that they’ve surrounded Rogers with such shitty receivers for most of his career. He had a few good years with Greg Jennings, but other than that, Jordy Fucking Nelson is probably the best receiver he’s played with. I want to live in an alternate universe where Rogers and Larry Fitzgerald ended up…

I’m pretty sure you got kinja’d into posting on the wrong article but the mistake made me laugh out loud.

Hey! Sacramento has legal weed now, too! Denver really only has the view going for it.

And something the fans will remind you of constantly even though it hasn’t been relevant in any way in decades and the team now stands for the opposite of that.

Vegas just upped them to numero uno to win it all.  As an Astros fan, I gotta say; I love this GM.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

Some of those quotes are truly phenomenal and as a Giants fan all I can say is, yes spot the fuck on.

+1 My favorite.

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

Dated, I know, but I always like to have an excuse to remind people of perhaps the greatest thing I’ve ever read:

and her dad (“My dad is so into skin care; when I go visit him, I usually spend half the time in the bathroom with him, just going over products”)

Using shampoo as face wash would absolutely WRECK my skin. Does it not strip your skin at all?

Where is the sunscreen‼ You UV-ravaged fool!!

God, I can’t wait for the inevitable “BENEDICT DARNOLD” cover on the NYP