The book deals with many of these questions, though usually obliquely. A contemplates them, but doesn’t really know the answers since they neither did anything to cause the body-switching nor have been informed by outside forces why or how the switching happens. But this elision is justifiable since the book is less…

“We’re not asking for banning because I know that would just sink our ship,”

In fact, the US curling team is made up of Gary’s employees and it’s all part of a prank.

Well, she’s right. It’s just ice bocce ball with brooms.

Yeah, it had nothing to do with graduating from Medill, or doing five years at the Washington Post and a couple more at other papers.....

This is Kinja, not Twitter, Mr Trump.

My god, Jennifer shut up.

Oh, JLaw, if you’re going to creep on somebody shouldn’t you at least be absolutely sure they’re 18 before you do it? This was bad enough but imagine if he was a minor. Don’t these stars have publicists to rein them in anymore?

Imagine if a male star said this. Shut up, Jennifer.

He skated to ave maria. I’m pretty sure it’s meant to be an allegory to Jesus. So there’s that.

Congratulations, you are officially too intelligent to be an evangelical Christian.

Or, and I know this is wild, don’t let sponsors dictate your writing. I’m sure Amazon isn’t happy with a lot of the coverage that happens on GMG considering they advertise here, but thankfully sales and editorial here are separate like they should be.

Vision wearing a sweater is pretty much the funniest visual in the entire MCU.

If you had your feet out slowing you down the whole time, and took 10x longer than any Olympian, sure you could survive.

I have to appreciate the irony that the animal that actively cleans itself and chooses to crap in scented gravel is the one less likely to be accepted.

I absolutely want to fight about this. While I’m not anti-dog, per se, I am anti many dog owners. I don’t own any dogs, don’t plan to ever own dogs and think it’s not too much to ask four things of dog owners:

President Emmanuel Macron recently proposed a new bill introducing a minimum legal age for sexual consent, saying he preferred the age of 15 as the cutoff but would let lawmakers decide.

Also, crazy backstory aside, have you ever heard of rabbit being an exception to the no meat rule? I definitely haven’t.

Uh, I was pretty thoroughly steeped in Catholicism as a child and teenager and hadn’t heard of this shit. What a circus!

I wish I could wake your baby up. Take that. Baby.