“Gerald and Ashley have decided to split yet again.” Fixed again

Her scowling in the photo probably doesn’t help

I don’t know, why don’t you have someone break 5 of your bones, and get back to us?

pssst...There’s this thing called the internet, where you see all the schlong you want...for free

I mean, clearly he’s the #3 Chris.

THAT’s why Trump won? And here I thought it was because of all the racists/misogynists/homophobes/people who didn’t bother to vote.

Uh, Oct. 18th is a Thursday. Tomorrow is Oct. 19th.

The slowest place near me is Sonic. I’ve legit waited almost 10 minutes for a soda. They also have a tendency to screw up orders, and not give correct change (to be clear this applies to multiple locations).

Well my grandmother, who’s from the south, used to say that a puh-cahn was something you ate, and a pee-can is something you put next to your bed at night for when you have to go. 

Agreed. Ryan Murphy’s shows tend to start out great, and then quickly go off the deep end. So far I’m really engaged this season.

What? No! I was sure it was true love!

Well, maybe he can do an album with Peter Green.

Apparently the last time they kicked him out of the band, they had to hire two guitar players to replicate his sound on tour, so yeah.

I’d love to watch these actors working together on a non Office project. But I don’t want a reboot. The Office had a good finale, that gave closure to all the characters.

I’m gonna assume that this top notch piece of sports journalism was the result of someone getting ready for a 3 day weekend, and needing an article in 5 minutes.

I also have a type. Guys that look like they work at Whole Foods.

This is a bit long, but an absolutely fascinating/horrifying read on voter suppression of Native Americans:

Hardy is def. boyfriend material. He can act, he’s hot, and he does a lot of charity work for cancer, disabled vets, and pet adoption.

Funny enough Tom Hardy is married to Colin Farrell’s ex-girlfriend, that he met on the set of “Wuthering Heights”

I wasn’t responsible for this, but I thought I’d share. When I was kid (mid 90's), my mom and me flew to Orlando. She purchased the tickets through a travel agency, and didn’t realize until we got to the airport to check in, that we were at the wrong airport (our tickets were actually for the airport on the other side…