I don’t know, I think he might also be equal parts Mike Teevee, Augustus Gloop, and Violet Beauregarde as well.

As a Texans fan with no vested interest in either team last night, I can say that was one hell of a game, and it was nice to see two really good quarterbacks play.

Can someone please explain wtf Rumer is doing with her face in that photo?

Yeah, this is honestly the most troubling aspect of this show for me. Although I have say that I was fist pumping Jughead in my head during his chat with Archie for being one of the most level-headed characters.

Are Dallas and Salt Lake liberal cities? I agree that basketball does seem to be the most progressive of all the major sports.