For reference this is what a portable 1.25Mw gas generator looks like:

Alberta... like some other said, the Texas of the North

Man, after nearly 25 years as a customer, this is the thing that will get me to switch. Fuck this

“the well’s owner Maga Energy”

That’s either an “ouch” or a “come the fuck on”, but I don’t know which.

they should have never let AT&T get back together. 

I like to keep this handy.
For close encounters...

As if AT&T didn’t suck enough already.

“I cannot apologize enough. I was drunk, I was out of line, I let my anger get the best of me,”

In the future, a full-fledged version could be tasked with difficult or dangerous jobs, such as inspecting and repairing damaged infrastructure, installing new equipment in hard-to-reach places, or attending to natural disasters and industrial accidents, and raining fiery death down upon its enemies.

“Can it hold a gun?”
-The Pentagon, almost certainly

The only appropriate reaction to seeing a miniature deathbot balancing on a slackline:

No, you’re dead because some asshole chose to get drunk and run a red light. You could have looked both ways and not seen him speeding through the red. You could have avoided that dark alley and been raped and murdered by your boyfriend. You could have avoided going upstairs at the frat party and a concerned ‘friend’…

Imperial probe droid?

Pretty sure you are being genuine so allow me to retort. Most people who victim blame (or in this case, more generally, put the onus squarely on women to protect themselves) COMPLETELY overlook the behavior from men. Words have meaning, and when you focus your words on one half of an equation while ignoring the fact th…

Another idea. Have the Lightning doing truck stuff for 5 seconds, driving through mud, moving hay, etc then pull into the garage as the lights for the neighborhood cut.

Seriously, what does she think she offers the world - hell, just the world of sports - that she can call a REASONABLE AND NECESSARY decision by her employer “sick” and “scary”? Nevermind the other stuff which is equally as stupid. Does she think she’s the only one who can do what she’s doing? Does she think she does…

Did she actually apologize to Obama or his family?

Shockingly, an electric F150 doesn’t have to compete with an F250 that is primarily used for towing and yet, it can still succeed and be a good thing.

Enough with these damned slideshows Gizmodo!