I could’ve told you that by looking at my facebook feed.

Why? What was he going to gain from this?

What was their thinking? Emergency services show up and see him completely unharmed, and then what? They’ll ignore the completely undamaged scooter too? The only logical conclusion, even without the video, was that they’d be extremely suspicious of the whole thing.

Show us the specific Orc, please.

Who cares? Did Denzel ever make him uncomfortable?

The Weinstein doppelganger is actually NOT the handsome specimen pictured above. That’s Gothmog, commander of the Pellenor Fields siege battle force. Weinstein is this guy here...a quite good resemblance:

Not quite true. What happened was Weinstein visited the set and tried to influence the career of Miranda Otto. They caught the whole thing on camera and just left it in.

Olaf! Sven! The Stockholm Polismyndigheten officers are moving in to arrest our captors. Who will feed us potted meat sandwiches twice a day and empty our buckets? We must alert these brave and reputable masters of our fate so that they can bar the door and continue our happy, happy days as hostages!

Doesn’t a single company’s IT problem impacting so many facets of so many people’s lives simply illustrate that the company should fail?

If only there were endless amount of other secure, free messaging apps that most people probably already have downloaded....

It’s also really hard to get ungrayed here...except for the times when it's easy. If you log off your account, you better not forget the login info. Kinja is a harsh mistress. 

I have officially given up. Sorry, but whether it is a person or a website, I want to feel a baseline of respect and G/O media just doesn’t care about its community. Aside from it being hugely inconvenient, if they don’t care about us why should we care about them? (and the communities across the G/O sites very much…

As you noted yourself, a lot of people rely on apps like Messenger and WhatsApp to communicate. Rooting for outages out of spite towards the company is kind of a garbage take.

At least Facebook notifies you when you’re conversing with someone and lets you immediately get to the exact conversation.

My only hope is they lost a lot money, but it probably doesn’t matter. Maybe investors yelled at Zuck and it bothered him.

Chipotle be like

Ah I see, you must not be from this country.

In Chipotle’s defense, most of their customers never make it to dessert.

After eating a burrito the size of my forearm, I’m expected to somehow have room for dessert?