Still, a working familiarity with the slang and usage of social media sites should be required when hosting one of many hearings with the company, especially considering how a disregard for the power these sites hold has led to our current dystopia.

In response to a lack of housing regulations that steadily raise rent and hotel prices across New York City

Aztek...If it launched today with cleaner lines, a prettier face and modern features, it would be a strong contender in the war of offroad capable CUV’s.

When my wife and I went to Spain the English tourists got to be a running joke. At a nice restaurant we heard a women loudly insisting that her husband not tip for the dreadful service. And while we were walking the Alhambra an elderly man in a suit sidled up to me very close and whispered “Keep a hand on your…

One time in New Mexico I saw two jackrabbits fighting. One would charge, and the other would leap right over its head. It was like capoeira. I think one of them finally managed to bite the other, but it was adorable.

For you, maybe. Not everyone is like you. The sooner you realize that, the better off you’ll be. 

Opening at Disney World on March 1, 2022, and starting at a staggering $4,809, ‌Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser promises fans a chance to live their dreams of asking Sy Snootles and Droopy McCool to turn it down a smidge while sipping a blue drink in the Cantina.

Once in a life time is seeing the Aztec pyramids in person. Watching elephants graze on the plains of Africa. Walking the Great Wall. Watching the Northern Lights. Feeling the winds of the coldest place on earth. Sweating in the Amazon. Not...staying in a heavily branded version of one of those fantasy motel suites. 

I want a dramatic sequel that focuses solely on Maximus’ struggle to lose enough weight to fit back into his gladiator outfit. During this journey he learns that the crowd’s adulation had always just been a substitute for the love he could never feel for himself. Maximus ultimately finds himself, accepts his midlife…

Barcelona locals would rather have boars running wild in their town vs. those other seasonal beasts that keep showing up year after year (of course talking about British tourists here)

I feel like Nick Cave might want to get in touch with his lawyers.

I feel like the God of War team needs to get in touch with Nick Cave.

Oh man, for a second it was going to be the bug fuck crazy Nick Cave one...kinda bummed it’s not. :/

I hadn’t thought of that but you are correct sir. I keep seeing this.

If you look under the front seats of many cars they have this air vent. The fact that it’s SO visible is either poor design or the front seat is really pushed forward. Meaning that in “normal” position there is very little rear seat leg room.

There isn’t a new car made by BMW that I would want to own.

There isn’t a new car made by BMW that I would want to own. Even the M3/M4 have lost my interest. I’ve already complained many times about BMWs current “bold” exterior design choices, but now I’d like to focus my attention to the inside.

This thing looks like a racist caricature from the 1940s.

All new cars are ugly. I said it.