German over-complication.  Check.

Several recent BMW products require you to jack up the vehicle(F10 chassis for example), remove under paneling and turn a bolt on the side of the transmission to engage neutral override for towing. Even for ICE cars, its not always easy...

I see Charlie Day in the cast and now I want a remake of the LA Super Mario movie, with Danny DeVito as Mario Mario and Charlie Day as Luigi Mario. I also may need to stop drinking.

So the howls of anti-Italian discrimination are pretty funny, and it does suck when actual voice actors get pushed out for big Hollywood stars. But I have to admit that I don’t necessarily think casting Pratt for Mario is some crime against humanity. As others pointed out, he also voiced the main character in the Lego…

Seriously, does Bob Ross name these fires or something? generally when you think of fawns its cute playful little creatures, nothing dangerous, sure they could have called it the face melter or the life destroyer but then people might be scared of them or think theyre like actually serious. im surprised they havent…

“So who’ll be cast as Waluigi?”

People throw around “the role he/she was born to play” too casually sometimes, but Jack Black’s whole career, and possibly life, has been building up to becoming Bowser.

jennifer’s body is actually ok. they mismanaged the marketing for it, so it never really got the attention it should have.

Chris Pratt isn’t Italian or a plumber. Neither is Charlie Day and they aren’t even brothers, and neither of them are known for wearing caps or having mustaches.
Donkey Kong isn’t actually a donkey, he’s a fucking monkey, as a human Rogen is descended from monkeys but is that enough to justify him playing a monkey.
Any…

I’m amazed James Corden isn’t in there somewhere. Oh shit, he’s Yoshi, isn’t he?

What about Pratt’s prior output makes you think he can do a credible (or cartoonish) Italian accent?...Or do we even want him to do an accent?...Or do we even want Mario to talk?...Or...Christ this movie's going to be a disaster.

Okay, I would have been completely down for Pratt if they had also cast Nick Offerman as Bowser in full Ron Swanson/gruff dad mode. That’s how the internet loves him to begin with, tell me it wouldn’t work. Then cast Amy Poehler as Princess Peach, go full reunion, & boom. I mean, you already have Jean-Ralphio as Sonic.

I mean, Pratt has success as a voice actor in a fairly similar sort of thing, the Lego movies. Assuming he can do the accent, it doesn’t seem that unreasonable. I’d pick on Anya Taylor-Joy over him as someone without voice acting bona fides.

You’d think they would go with Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper again, those two don’t seem to be up to much these days.

Seriously, could we just stop referring to these people as “conservatives” ?

Heck, let’s just give it back to them.

Easy fix don't serve Texas. Pretty easy. Texas is making a portion of their population to leave for medical treatment. There is no reason Texas actually needs internet companies. 

Considering content moderation is kind of struggle for them already