(That journalist also took a goofy picture of himself fake-choking me to show to his Tesla friends, which I thought was kinda weird, but, whatever. I’m not here to kink-shame).

“Are we all clear here? Am I never going to have to hear this bullshit again? Good.”

Tesla fanboys:

Reputedly James Madison was taught French by a Scotsman and so Madison ended up speaking French with a strong Scottish accent.

Since its in Des Moines maybe you just can’t see the eagle painted on the roof.

That alone made it no dice for me

students reportedly stealing everything from projectors and microscopes

When this thing drives down the street bald eagles circle overhead.The ghosts of dead presidents souls are trapped inside this car. (not the band) If you like women wearing clothes LOOK ELSEWHERE. Clothes fall off when this drives by.

Looks like they hacked off the original steering wheel, notice how there isn’t a side shot of it?

I’m gonna say no dice, but only a little? I actually don’t hate the paint job, but for $10k, I’d like to see lower/more certain mileage on a Fox body.

Teenagers suck. Social media sucks. Everything sucks.

Can’t understate how widespread this is. The game is what is the biggest/most valuable thing you can take. Steal isn’t even the right word. They aren’t taking the things to keep. It’s just oneupmanship. Schools in our area have been forced to close boys bathrooms. They take the soap dispensers, the towel dispensers,…

I’m a high school teacher, and our school has been affected by this one quite a bit. Miscreants denuded the boys’ bathroom of all of the soap dispensers and swiped at least one urinal, not to mention a bunch of random crap like outlet covers in various rooms.  This one has been a real menace and isn’t something easy…

My county school board is sending out email updates on this because it has gotten so out of hand.  Students have stolen bags full of COVID tests, smartboards, projectors, bathroom soap dispensers, and - my favorite - urinals.  Their school is literally removing all the soap dispensers so that no more can be stolen. …

Do you ever get the feeling, these guys watched Black Mirror and took it as a challenge?

See that’s why don’t get it. Qanon cares about your kids. Spends a lot of time thinking about your kids... especially in the shower.

Counterpoint: the most annoying problem about the PS5 is that I can’t fucking find one to buy

The logic is not to fight large forest fires with your home equipment, but rather to have the ability to stop any minor household/property fires immediately before you start the next large forest fire.

Aluminum foil will protect your house the same way it protects a potato in the oven.

You need to give the bun some consideration, a lot of the cheap ones fall apart and go soggy on you, leaving you covered in ketchup and mayo. You need a certain level of toughness in your bun. And it should have a flavor of its own so it isn’t just sawdusty edible napkin.