If we could raise doctors on the plains of Texas on a diet of grass, you’d be on to something.

When you have a splinter removed, you’re not just paying for the tweezers and the “pluck.” You’re paying a portion of the lease, the medical equipment, the malpractice insurance, the salaries of the clinical and clerical staff, etc. etc. The costs add up quickly.

a couple of years ago, i got a splinter in my foot late one friday night. went to an urgent care walk-in the next day to have it removed as it was already infected. i have insurance so it was a small copay - but if i hadn’t had insurance, the bill would’ve been almost $1,000.  to remove a splinter.

And the cat almost immediately scratched its savior, which is also very American. 

Now, to be clear, this is one of those “studies” that pops up on the internet every once in a while, performed by a company pretty clearly getting people to try to talk about, in this case . . .

Somewhere, Tom Green stares at the ground and kicks a rock.

Also made its way to Pokemon Unite

This reminds of that recurring guy in Community, who basically rented out his identity to Subway and Honda. Jake From State Farm is now that actor’s legal name, a la Jennifer Government. 

Cam, in his prime, was something to behold. Pure athleticism from basically a superhero physique in height and weight. But, like you say that can’t last. His throwing motion was causing shoulder damage. Even though he was bigger than a LB doesn’t mean you can keep taking hits. It certainly didn’t help that NFL refs all…

Yeah... I’m white and bipolar and I haven’t stabbed or shot anyone, but every time a white person is charged with a hate crime like this or worse, the mental issues excuse gets thrown out immediately. So what if he’s bipolar? No this fucker is just racist. Maybe he does suffer from other things but he didn’t do this…

1. He’s really ill, but he doesn’t stay on his medication. He need to be locked away from the rest of us for our safety.

I think the lead has been buried when it comes to actual football. When asked about the rumor that Jones was helping him learn the playbook he denied it. Then he followed up with, “I’ve never been in a system that required me to know the MIKE, know the front, to identify certain fronts ... Half of the NFL … I would…

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m thinking that people who have manic episodes probably shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a multi-ton truck.

“the hospital reported Strauss was indeed struggling mentally, occasionally using racial slurs, appearing paranoid, disorganized and drinking his own urine.”

These mf’ers all look exactly the way you thought they would, huh?  

So a shot in the arm was the hill you chose to die on brother? Really? I mean I hope it was worth it. You would’ve thought getting cut by Carolina would’ve shown Cam that it ain’t that easy to keep a job in this league once you start declining. There are 32 of these starting jobs player, all you had to do was the bare…

Oh thank god someone said something about that hat.  First thought I had was “how’d he train a squirrel to do that?”

It must be hard to pull your head out of your ass when you are rocking hats like that I guess.

Do I hate it when people ask themselves questions and then answer them as a rhetorical device? I do.

I’m sorry. Being both THIRSTY as fuck and SELFISH as hell does not equal a gift. It’s called narcissism and well. Stupidity. You played yourself playa, right out of the NFL. Nobody’s gonna call you.