I’ve really wondered bout the texting-at-lights phenomenon. I dunno if it’s just my perception, but I swear it’s taking longer and longer to go thru lights. Lets say I’m vehicle #16 in line at the light. If dickheads 1-15 are all on their phones texting, delaying their acceleration by 3 seconds each before they react,…

Oh, I forgot to mention the ingenious roundabouts. If I’m going to be in a crash in my town, it’ll be at one of the two roundabouts the state installed. The yokels in my town don’t understand what YIELD means.

Drivers in America are the worst thing about driving in America.

The worst thing about driving in the U.S. is that there’s really no other options. You drive or... what? When the weather is shitty, you drive, even though the roads are icy and it’s dangerous. When you are tired, you can drive or you can... what? You need to work? Yeah, but you also need to spend an hour stuck in…

Easily the poorly-educated drivers who don’t understand signage, passing lanes, right of way, or how they should move a 2 ton hunk of metal safely around others.

Hey Ford, you know even the Prius offers AWD right?

I hate that people keep pretending fixing this is just a matter of winning the right elections. whole board gotta get cleared and the earth salted.

Man I really hope the Maverick doesn’t suck. Ford can take a great idea and really eff it up. Say it with me: dual motor AWD. You can do it, Ford. We have the technology. 

No one launches products quite like Ford, well maybe Tesla with their Home Depot kluge solutions on early run models.

You can pretend you were personally punched in the face by Young Silvio!

The trims are the same between the two powertrains, the hybrid mostly just doesn’t allow for significant towing or AWD. 

Modified exhausts from the following:

Looks great, despite the baffling music choice and the way-too-cute baby Christopher freaking out seeing his murderer.

I already liked the first trailer.

Well, they didn’t give us an AWD hybrid, that seems like a big mistake.

“All-powerful” except over his FEELINGS, amirite?

Ford? Screwing up the launch of a much-awaited new model? Never!

Knowing today’s buyers, the majority of them probably don’t want the base model anyways.

What happened to Gary Cooper, the strong silent type?

This guy has been really good lately at looking like a complete fucking asshole AND dipshit. Also, fuck Texas.