Won’t give you any trouble except every time a light turns green

I think the console manufacturers would have been smart to delay their consoles. it was a big mistake to release them during this. and the PS5 and Xbox Series X just seem half baked and rushed.

That’s the first thing I thought too. The picture with this article has three celebrities, Brian Baumgartner, Andy Dick, and Larry Thomas. I can’t at all tell why Baumgartner or Thomas are “straight out of our nightmares.”

So, for the purposes of this article, our collective “sitcom nightmares” include 1) a handful of genuine assholes, some but not all of whom starred in sitcoms, 2) a bunch of reality show has-beens/never-weres, and 3) a significant number of people who, again, may or may not have starred in a sitcom, but seem perfectly…

We all have to work together to help drive these numbers down again.

“Imagine if you walked around with a pistol on your hip every day and if you weren’t paying attention for a second and bumped into someone on the sidewalk, it jumped out of your pocket and shot the other person and you in the head.”

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that this is the typical rear view mirror image before they pass you (on the right) to peg the speed limiter at 97MPH

I blame all the safety features pushed into cars these days. Blind spot detectors, lane departure warnings, rear cross-traffic warnings, adaptive cruise control, automatic braking, air bags everywhere, five-star crash testing ratings, high seating positions and tiny windows that make cars feel safe, etc. And cars in…

I ride motorcycles, which also provides a great opportunity to see what people are doing in their cars, and it’s similarly horrifying. Back when I was commuting, I saw plenty of people doing crazy things, including a guy who had some presentation printout he was reviewing propped up on his steering wheel, and was…

I love driving and have several cars, but I also bike around my city a fair amount. I am not exaggerating when I say that over half of the time I bike by a car or look through a window to try to make eye contact or make sure the driver sees me in the bike lane, the person is looking down at their phone. I am terrified…

Maybe it’s just me, but, the sheer amount of people I see driving while using a hand held phone, texting, surfing the internet, or even reading an effing book (saw it last week) has gone up, not down. What the hell?

Hmm. If you get confused about whether you’re rich or poor, you’re rich.

Meanwhile Colin Hanks continues to be an underappreciated, solidly reliable character actor.

So I am 23 seconds in and what is fascinating to me is that he is clearly, genuinely, proud of that accent. Like, he worked on it, or maybe he feels he has a natural gift, and I think on some level he wants some recognition, some praise for doing such a good job (in his mind) with that accent.

There’s no need to be that barbaric. Let him finish his dessert first.

I had a friend who went through a phase where he said “Know what I’m saying?” after every sentence (literally), and then would wait for a response like that.

Tom Hanks needs to take Chet out in the woods somewhere, or maybe the middle of the dessert and just leave him there

They can still exert their will over people. But no serious person thinks this is good policy.

Isn’t this the point of everything conservatives want? Whether it’s voting for Trump or voting for Brexit, the psychology behind the nightmare of the last 5 years or so has been that conservatives are miserable. They’re miserable that even when they win elections, they’ve lost the culture war. They’ve lost the…

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