The absolute hubris of a 23 year old trying to give out deep wisdom about life and love..... any 23 year old, let alone some one who seems to view interpersonal relationships as a zero sum game designed to be won. This goes along way to prove the old saying the ignorant are the loudest applies to attention on social…

Much as you usually can’t judge a book by its cover, I find I can learn everything I need to know about a man by how fussily he trims and tends his facial hair. Dudes with lovingly sculpted beard/mustache combos are to be avoided at all costs. 

As long as it’s better than Spectre, god what a bore that one was.

Ladies, find a man who can spell. SMH.

No the fuck you ain’t. No you ain’t. You ain’t a queen, you ain’t never gonna be my queen, because you’re not my mother.

Whatever Nino’s doing, it isn’t helping him. Instead of complaining about what you perceive as “difficult women”, try doing something to make yourself more endearing. This guy is a future domestic violence offender (I hope he hasn’t already done so).

He looks like a dork at any bar I go to trying to get the attention of women 24-28 years old but those same woman rather come have a free drink and talk with my slightly overweight mid 40's ass because I know how to act like a fucking man. Seriously, this dude is trying wayyyyyyyyyyy to hard.

“Nino’s portrayal of women as vapid and shallow is old hat by now.”

“shower curtain hanging over his window.”

I’ve had TSA yell at me that I should move to an x-ray line that was hidden behind a partition, because I too have x-ray vision and could see it there, unlike the 10 other lines that were clearly visible and only one of which was operating.

Specifically, he is monstrously inept, and his ineptitude will follow him throughout life, attracting fewer and fewer victims. I’ll take the over on how many times he’s heard, “Don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal. Happens to anyone, babe.”

So... he wants to fuck his mother?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit packing raw chicken in my carry-on.

As one of the responses points out with screenshots, dude was on Facebook talking about how it’s cool to date 17 year olds because it’s legal and on Twitter talking about how he only attracts 17-19 year olds even though he was born in 1997. So yeah, he probably does “fine” dating-wise if you consider a 23 year old fast…

Do not stick around for a year (or two!) if there is:

I wish there was a “why” function in these navigation apps. There’s about four or five different ways I can go home from work, some are more practical than others. Sometimes Waze routes me through some crazy way (and doesn’t give reasonable alternative routes either) and there’s no way to tell if it’s because it’s 5…

Another slideshow.

I thought it was funny how several of the photos clearly showed the “driver” holding the phone in their hand, while the “awesome speedometer” showed that the car was moving...

So I can’t be the only one who keeps the sound off by default.

• Keep track of when you’re speeding