Holy shit, dude. This right here is why I almost never comment anywhere online anymore.

Dimples too. It’s well-known that a dimple is Satan’s second-most tempting crevice.

Wow; you went from 0 to Asshole on very little fuel.

Don’t forget tongues…they might see a girl’s tongue

If they really want to lean in to using the dress code here and get the anti-maskers on board, they should emphasize that requiring masks via the dress code is actually to protect boys from the alluring influence of all that sinful lip gloss and those sexy, sexy braces.

I was just at WDW last week. While they’re supposedly still not a full capacity (70%, I’m told), lines were much shorter without FP mucking it up. Call me a communist, but I think the whole park would run better at full capacity if everybody just had to wait in line...no FP, no Genie+, no special treatment at all.

Oh. I’m not a man, but since you can’t handle criticism, I will never respond to another one of your comments ever again. Please take care.

I don’t know about this. If dress codes have taught me anything, it’s that if boys are able to see or unable to see specific female body parts, this country turns into Escape from New York.

Thank you. I’m so fucking sick and tired of hearing about the vaccine “debate” and the mask “debate”. There is no debate. A debate has two valid sides. Calling it a debate is granting the anti-vaxxers a legitimacy that they do not deserve.

The decision followed a heated school board meeting that found parents, educators, and members of the medical community debating both sides of this argument

While detractors of this decision took issue with the fact that the mandate is teaching students the wrong ideas about “exploiting” loopholes

F in the chat for Splinter

Wow, that nice blank after “facepalm” was supposed to be a link to the Splinter article.

For the last time, it’s the “Bourbon-Stained” Bears!

Conservatives on this issue/the dress code: “No, not like that...”

The mistake isn’t hard to understand.

Who? WHat? Who would think that’s Zach?

All I got from this is that Zach Galifianakis is a cannibal.

Holy cats! For years I was telling people that was Grizzly Adams. I’m so dumb.