You didn’t even mention the bestest of best parts!  The smoke!  At this point we might as well just rename summer Wildfire Season.

We’re 10 years away from Ryan Murphy’s American Hero Story like in Lindelof’s Watchmen.

Smoke doesn’t need to be visible in the area to be harmful. 

The UK have over 10x New Zealand’s total case numbers every single day. The Delta can infect vaccinated people. The risk of catching covid is absolutely higher in the UK than it is New Zealand.

In the nether regions of the Netherlands?

What? You've never sharted yourself on stage?

Now I’m just asking questions here, but could it be possible that the assault was by the curb he tripped over on his way back into the hotel from the cash-only meeting he had at the back of the parking lot under the burned-out street light? Some people are saying he took a clandestine meeting out there that night.…

The Turtle and Graham somehow won a large amount of votes from districts with lots of turnout for registered Democrats.  That seems fishier than all of Trump’s claims combined.

On Thursday morning, Lindell announced that he had been “attacked” as he returned to his hotel the previous night. “I’m OK. It hurts a little bit,” he said. “I just want everyone to know all the evil that’s out there.”

Reminder that the NZ government fucked its actors and contractors to keep The Hobbit in the country ages ago.

The entire GQP thought they were playing a decades long game of power dominance and ended up pwning themselves.

Also they’re moving because New Zealand has strong covid protocols and they don’t want to deal with actually being safe and would rather do things cheaper and easier now, huh?

This Pillow Case is closed.

In the Netherlands?

If it’s a prequel they should really be filming it in plain old Zealand.

Wow, he really books outta there.

And that kids is also why we are still in a pandemic.

$5 million to any infosec official who could disprove his evidence of a conspiracy

Literally saw a clip where a guy said: “I’m not a computer expert. I don’t know what this means. But the CNNs of the world, they need to start reporting this and stop fact-checking it!”

My favorite part is when the Democrats tried to pass legislation requiring more security on these voting systems during Trump’s tenure and the Republicans all voted against it and now, here we are.