Not something I’d personally put in a “Dirt Bag”

I don’t care how often celebrities bathe since I’m never likely to be in their sniff radii, but I’m crushed that Christina Applegate, who is very funny and who by all accounts seems like a lovely, charitable and all-around quality human, has yet more medical shit to deal with.

“Its a stick, so no texting and driving”

A stick definitely doesn’t stop people from texting.

Oh you’ll cry alright. It’ll just be at lease end.

Cheap, used, stick-shift. Cheap and used because it is going to get destroyed. Manual because if you start in an EV or Automatic, you’ll only ever learn to drive those. Start with a stick and you’ll be able to drive anything with wheels.

They'll be pulling in giant profits for months, and sure, they'll get stuck with some overvalued used cars, but overall they'll be making lots of profits. 

“I will admit that, about a year ago this time, I didn’t totally grasp how the economy worked in terms of dealers and used cars: They are all pretty much coming off leases, right?”

Ever seen an old movie where there are elevator operators? All those poor people lost their jobs when they invented buttons to push. Then there are the shoe-shine people in the same movies. Once we invented not giving a crap about shiny shoes, those people lost their jobs too.

1st Gear: Mrs. Ghost and I are both pretty much constantly getting mailers, emails, and phone calls from dealerships trying to buy our cars.

Regarding the “eco-conscious” part, I’d like to see some cross-referenced photos of the unwashed celebrities’ mansions, since they tend to have impeccably manicured grounds. If you use 7 metric tons of water on your grass every day, I’m going to side-eye you about the 17 gallons (American average) you saved by…

(seems like that maybe should’ve been the focus of the article?)

The lack of understanding of the economy is really one of the qualities that shines through in most of Erik’s articles.

“I didn’t totally grasp how the economy worked in terms of dealers and used cars”

Haha celbrities are so dirty. Haha

3rd: Forgotten in all the “ROBITS R COMIN FUR YER JERB” discussion is the fact that all of these things are tools. It’s like arguing that since you have a really cool wrench, you no longer need somebody to turn it. Look at, say, meteorology: Your weather forecast is still written by a human, just a human with some…

Just as they decide to volunteer that information unprompted, people are free to willingly mock them for it, specially POC who have been called dirty before just because of their skin tone, it's like when DJ Khaled said he doesn't go down on his wife but expects blowjobs, well, you open yourself to mokery.

So Christina Applegate is diagnosed with MS but whether celebrities bathe or not is the lead in this article?  Stay classy Jez.

If after the obstruction of justice, the foreign grift, the corrupt pardons and the attempted coup, Trump gets nailed for tax evasion.... well, I guess it will have to do.

Let me ask you this: SHOULD Trump have resigned? If the answer is “yes,” than Cuomo should resign for the same reason.