One factor in me leaving Florida was witnessing the increasingly more intense afternoon thunderstorms. They’ve always been part of Florida summer, but over my life they went from brief afternoon thunderstorms to intense monsoons with enough energy to blow down trees and cause pretty intense flooding. It’s also raining…

That’s a stupid attitude. I also chose to be childless and I still give a shit about the long-term health of the planet. We still haven’t proven that life exists anywhere else in the universe so we should try to preserve this little speck.

Um, no. Nobody ever proposed saving the rainforests by switching to plastic grocery bags. You’re misremembering and bullshitting us.

The irony here is we have Amazon now, and the world is drowning in their shitty cardboard boxes...But hey, we NEED our shit in 2 days max, right?

It’s honestly a big chunk of why I’ve actively chosen to not have children.

I’ve seen this movie. It all goes well until some power mad executive or government official makes the weather machines start killing people.

Yah, nah.

Hey, we can learn, just like how we were told to switch from paper to plastic bags in the 90s to save the trees.... oh, wait, that didn’t end well

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I specifically remember in the 90s being taught that the one of the best ways to prevent the rainforests from going away was to switch from paper bags to plastic. The idea was plastic was stronger and weighed less and was more easily recyclable than paper, and you didn’t have to cut down a tree for it, ergo…

Seriously. That’s a pretty vulgar way of crushing a 12 year old’s dream.

But if she’s bad, why should he share with her? I mean, I’d risk looking like a petulant toddler to avoid giving millions of dollars to a bad person, personally.

1st Gear: I really genuinely think the worst consequence of climate change is our rapidly changing weather patterns. In the midwestern city I live in, we don’t really have spring or fall anymore, just extended summer and winter with very brief respites. Winter is way more mild, summer is way hotter, and we have much mo…

All I can say in response to your thoughtless comment is that I’m glad for you that you grew up in a stable and loving environment.

The report all but confirms what I already thought, which is it has already been too late. With two little kids, all I can tell them between now and when I am 6ft under is the previous generation collectively failed their generation. I am just as much of the problem as the next person, no matter how “green” we try to…

Nah. And I’m sure there are more instances like that behind the “straw that broke the camel’s back.”

It’s almost like there’s a disconnect between what industry insiders think people want and what people actually want, or at least what manufacturers believe they can shift.

When I was a kid, I vowed to eat all the candy ever made and be the president of the world and to live in a house made of trampolines. 

Not really. If she didn’t support him, why should he support her?

Has anyone thought to investigate the size of this woman’s feet?

I would’ve never have guessed Tarantino had mommy issues...said no one, ever.