Are you having a stroke? Or is it the dementia?

In order for it to be Murica, it would have to be an F-150, a fat white dude with oakleys+hat+tanktop+farmer tan combo, and the donuts would be in a Dollar General strip mall hellscape parking lot.

Murica, summed up in a single photograph. Yeehaw.

They didn’t lose their lives. They were KILLED.

a Thousand dollar plus payment on a 2020 Kia Telluride at EIGHTY FOUR MONTHS

I sell cars for a living. Were not hooked up with any of the bottom feeder lenders, but sometimes the payoffs people have on thier vehicles make my head hurt. A few examples: A 750 dollar a month payment on a Ford Ecosport, A 2011 chevy cruze with over 200,000 miles with about 9,000 still owed, and the most recent…

As a veteran I’ve seen tons of bad loans. A guy in my battalion bought a 1990 Mustang GT convertible for $13,000 at 29.95% with $500 down. This was the year 2000, when a 5.0 Foxbody vert was at best a $7,000 car. It broke on him three months into owning it. Buy here pay here used car dealerships outside military bases…

Glad I got here before a certain commenter comes along and complains about how awful this show is and how it ruined society because he doesn’t like 4 specific episodes.

He’s the worst. A few years back he was on Bill Maher talking about toxins and vaccines and it was like a black hole of smug stupidity between the two of them. 

OMG! BAMBOO! tore it out AND SOAKED IN CANCER CAUSING CHEMICALS... bamboo shoots come up on other side of yard... the root system extends way out!

Joey would probably get vaccinated for Chandler though.

I got rid of my grass years ago and replaced it with a xeriscape. Little did I know raking leaves out of rocks is 20x harder than just mowing the leaves up into your mower while you get the grass. And because there’s no more lawn sprinklers you have to sink injection wells to keep the trees alive. Yep... it’s just how…

Oaks, with their acorns aren’t bad. Honestly the birds and squirrels take most of them away, and what’s left is mostly the caps that just becomes mulch for the grass. And they don’t attract bugs like fruit trees. After having two pear trees, one apple tree, and one non-bearing cherry tree in my back yard, I would…

Are they friends? That’s a lot of Pitt history there.

Probably David Duchovny.

Pheobe is the worst. Based on the episode she made Ross question evolution proves she is smarter and more manipulative than she leads on. Never trust a Pheobe.

I don’t buy that families with small children really want them playing in the front yard. It happens, but it’s extremely uncommon.

I believe Jennifer’s friend Gwyneth Paltrow is a known anti vaxxer.

The last two houses I bought both have had trees that would keep me from buying a house again if they were present. My current house has a Honey Locust. Developers love these things because they grow quickly and are cheap. Complete mess to deal with in the fall. And in the spring they drop catkins all over the place.…

Also WHERE you put your plants/trees probably matters as well.