I’m 29 and daily drove drift cars for years. I reached a point where I just knew how to fix everything, so I didn’t mind driving my car a little harder than normal. Of course, I also knew to maintain fluids, tires, and brakes along with various other items.

Sounds like he just realized that cars cost a lot of money to replace.

My first reaction of what cars you are supprised haven’t died yet is

Minnesota man here just wants to go fishing, man.

I will top this story: I bought a CPO 2016 Porsche Cayman base 981 with 4,000 miles in March 2018 for precisely $45,000 before taxes from a Porsche dealer.

And yet, none of them sinks even close to the behavioral depths and moral bankruptcy of Florida Man...

It's his birthday, precious. 

Isn’t Jay Mohr famous for stealing jokes? I dunno, man. When choosing between psychic life coaches, I usually try to aim for the ones that haven’t already been exposed as frauds in other arenas. It’s a preference.

Also the other two people behind DashCon basically took the money and ran. Here’s a good in-depth video on DashCon.

I’m reminded of Denis Leary’s bit. “I’d be a great psychiatrist. I’d just tell everyone to shut the fuck up, and throw them out. ‘He just told me to shut the fuck up. No one ever told me that before.’”

It might not be. My wife and friends kinda tell me I’m the same way and people will just dump personal information on me because of it. Some people you just trust to listen and give you sound, no bullshit advice. If he’s one of those people, /shrug. I’m not sure I’d go so far as to advertise or profit from it but,…

Yeah, I’m generally pretty ambivalent about the court of public opinion, but this seems like a textbook example of it trying to meet some procedural quota. I’m quite sure there are higher quality, actually deserving targets out there, Internet.

Okay, I could compare and parse his original comments with his addendum, but I actually just don’t give a shit.

This is for sure a bit. Right? Come on.

Yea, it’s less heinous but he still comes off as pretty fuckin’ clueless (at best)

This is..... dumb. I don’t want to play anymore.

Bobby Kotick looks like he’s about to spot a shiny ring at the bottom of a pond.

She did the right thing by withdrawing and it took a lot of maturity and wisdom to do it.

I tried this a number of years ago, too. I went to the beach and applied the hydrogen peroxide cream I used on my acne.  VIOLA a week in the sun and sweating and I had the same result!! When I returned from vacation my roommate at the time was so bothered by them she kept threatening to color them back in - I didn’t…