Problem is they can leave Florida 

This looks like it was made on Paint lol 

Eww low rise was the worst, let’s just not 

Nooo it can’t be! 

Might as well just have a modern day leper colony at this rate 

Yeah Chernobyl might have been better with some eastern european actors and all but I’m glad that Jared Harris and the others didn’t try to do it 

Turkey is only good as a vessel for yummy sauces and that’s about it. Maybe I’m also jaded because of my grandmothers very overcooked turkey 

I’ve only seen them while visiting FL, they’re virtually non existent out west 

Nope, I like my car’s roof to stay firmly on thanks 

You act like Teslas are overly expensive cars lmao 

What their constant ads on TV weren’t enough?

It’s worked for Captain Crunch all these years 

Maybe one of those beast grilling spatulas? I think throwing a crockpot would work too lmao 

Gotta keep it cooking related so how about instead of a tire iron it’s a spatula or pan 

Worst I’ve seen are those bright 90s esque jackets but that was typical of everyone anyway 

“Sorry our ice cream machine is busted”

I tried for nearly a year and gave up and just bought it off Ebay. my job doesn’t allow me to stare at twitter all day 

The horses freaking out and jumping to their deaths on the ferry freaked me out, but I also rode those same ferries in the same city so it was too real for me lol 

“It’s behind!”

He talks an awful lot for someone who’s cancelled