Sounds familiar.

I don’t go to work to impress someone younger than me, I go to just work. I’ll crack stupid jokes sometimes but I don’t really care. And neither should you. 

Do it! Show us the hilarious results 

As dumb as this sounds getting my hands on a Ps5 is pretty much the only good thing that’s happened to me this year. 

I’m super tempted to draw eyebrows on his face

Southern Comfort mixed with Bud Light 

I honestly think a  lot of them probably forego flu shots too. And don’t get me wrong, I can’t blame people for being afraid of needles as I am one of those people. However, vaccines are so minor they don’t faze me much anymore. Now numbing agents for surgeries, yikes. 

He likes to live dangerously 

Reading is hard lol 

No no we need to keep the Florida Man contained

I wonder if some of this is because they’re terrified of little needles and too cowardly to admit it.

Agreed, felt like it was super fan servicey and nothing much else. 

I think they look kinda cool but they’d be a pretty bad idea to have around here, people have been getting all kinds of bikes stolen everywhere in the Denver area. 

My parents, who also try to get me to watch some unfunny skits.

8k for a game that looks like Lego or Minecraft? Sure okay. 

punching with a catapult 

Naw this is just pure greed 

Feels brand new to me, granted I got my Ps5 last week lol 

Worst I saw in Aruba were a bunch of stray cats jumping into the back patio at Madam Janette 

Glad he was able to come back after all that, couldn’t have been easy all those surgeries!