They’re completely upside down. 

His dumb little cartoon in the header doesn’t even make sense. Who do they think makes ivermectin?

How well can these shipping containers smize? See for yourself after the break!

I had to give in and get it off ebay 

Yeah he’s consistently the worst out of all the major coaches honestly. I’ve seen so many times when it comes down to the wire and the team he’s coaching loses because he had used all his timeouts in the 3rd quarter or by the beginning of the 4th 

Make it one of those kiddy tricycles just for kicks and giggles. 

Alrighty Mr. Grumpy Pants 

I thought the Polestar name was more so a reference to the north star or something? Anyway yeah they used to just tune up cars, I own one of those V60's and it’s awesome! 

I’d rather be stuck on a train with them (where I can wear noise cancelling headphones) than getting run over by them in the street. 

That’s honestly all I really cared about tbh 

And crashing because they go down a road with a 6% grade and wreck their brakes because they’re constantly mashing them. 

RIP to anyone in a huge vehicle that tries to drive next to that thing 

Naw I’m calling the nephrologists, they know what’s up 

That one drives me nuts the most, I don’t even bother replying to people anymore because of it most of the time. 

You can’t end the story there! So, did you marry her?

Can I get hot cocoa if it’s cold in there?

Don’t worry y’all Clippy’s got our backs 

Old enough to buy beer I reckon lol 

The place where time stands still and moves obnoxiously fast at the same time. 

Anything that makes me sick = parasite = virus = bacteria. Tis all the same.