Venus might be my favorite planet in the solar system, it has always fascinated me. I’m not entirely sure why, but perhaps because it’s got some really odd features. I mean it’s often hotter than Mercury, it rotates backwards and it’s day is longer than it’s year. Can’t wait to find out more about it. 

Why do that? Lets just set off all the volcanoes at once. What could possibly go wrong?!

Bring your oven mitts with you everywhere, oh and watch where you step because sometimes the tar starts getting all melty and will destroy your shoes.

“I want something funky”

We’re seeing an uptick in crimes in the Denver metro area as well. Lots of angry road ragers shooting each other, robberies, murders, the works.

Reminder that in most circumstances the mentally ill are more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators. Also Yang is kind of trash, js. 

I think we should introduce a class action lawsuit against Workhorse for causing the masses blindness. 

One of his songs mentioned the word “gun” in it, therefore he’s a right winger. 

I think you have to be a real piece of crap to steal these from people’s cars, this also applies to the twats that pay for them. However, I think murdering them and dragging them by a rope is pushing it way too far. 

This is what the Thanos snap should be for. 

They should let him go to the car show and make him stand really close to the edge when the Mustangs set off

Do you really want that guy serving people food? 

I just think she looks like Ben Roethlisberger with a wig on. 

Imagine what they’ll do without their Battle Royale games. 

I don’t think you read their comment properly.. 

I’m imagining a little baby in a tricycle just doing donuts haha 

As if being drunk makes it so you can’t also commit other crimes. *face desk*

Need more Jewish lasers 

I wonder how this would work with the beverage cart..