Pfft, reading? What are you some kind of smarty pants?

Yeah the climbing was definitely buggy at times, I remember I was stuck at this one part in this tower when he was supposed to jump slighty to the right to gain elevation and he would just jump sideways instead.. over and over again. I nearly rage quit haha 

The first game is especially brutal with enemies. They just don’t stop coming and they are the definition of bullet sponges. 

Can we just throw him into one of those abandoned asylums? No internet access allowed of course. 

Would be nice if officials would stop treating their state like a toxic dump 

Don’t have the endless sticky floors to ruin the bottom of my shoes with at home so I’ve gotta have somewhere to do it 

I guess they shouldn’t have had “Oinkoinkoink” as their password 

In my neighborhood this would be grounds for Karen to call the police. She’s got them on her speed dial. 

Or how will they take up 3 handicapped spots? No joke I’ve actually seen this with my own eye balls. 

She just needs to get a machine gun that goes brrrr and yell “America!” while explosions go off behind her and bald eagles swoop down from the sky. Oh yeah and she puts on some sweet shades

These are some bad American hombres 

Oof my eyes hurt when I think about doing this. 

Aside from what others have said there’d be way more golf carts in the video if this was the Villages 

I like the Australia idea, we should send them there to try to fist fight a box jellyfish 

Just down the street from my work there was an altercation between two drivers. Apparently they had some sort of road rage which resulted in one of them shooting the other guy. Great job folks.

Shot out of a cannon into the sun please. 

This one is my favorite

She just got lost on the way to her Klan Rally  tourist spot 

It was simpler times when I was a child, just creeps on AOL and askjeeves was all we had to worry about. 

“Not trying to kill you.. only maim or seriously injure”