I started reading your comment, decided it was pointless and just stopped reading it. 

Oh so trying to improve the amount of CO2 we consume by using electric cars is now bad I guess... Not a Tesla fan as many of you know.

Sad .38 special noises

Neal McDonut 

“We never found records of a Jack Dawson”

At the expense of more costs since they have to pay a lease/rent. Just ugh 

I’m tired of seeing her weird 9 year old hairstyles 

Doesn’t Waterpik or some other brand have that already?

“Wait you’re trying to justify killing puppies for fashion?”

Was this written by a drunk bot?

These are also the people that think Rage Against the Machine’s Killing in the Name is their personal anthem. 

I like to keep it next to the running fireplace, gotta keep the gas warm! 

Just set off some “well controlled” explosions as you drive over the ground. Make sure you do it in an area that’s prone to wildfires to boot. What’s more manly than big fires?

Yeah Jeep has gone nuts. I expect that price from a Mercedes GLS, BMW X5, Porsche Cayenne, etc. But a Jeep? They’re high 

That’s how much my XC90 was.. when it was a 4 year old car.. 

Been trying though if my SO actually tried to get one we’d have a better shot since he has access to his phone and stuff while at work. I agree, this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. 

More like the Nigerian Prince email scams lol 

But he doesn’t realize that they can’t be fought from his basement or bathtub

This vaccine will give you the strength to punch mountains and chug a beer in 2 seconds flat. 

It didn’t even say that, it was just plain red lol