I’m seeing some extreme plastic surgery in their future 

What crackhead thought we’d want to see James Corden? lmao 

I was gonna say he looks as thicc as a semi truck over there haha

I must head out that way immediately. Like I’ve been places that should have them but I just never had the pleasure 

I’m more jealous of people that have seen fireflies. The two places I’ve lived there aren’t any of the light up variety. 

Trump looks like he’s making fake vrooming noises and anticipating a giant crash lmao 

Can’t wait, jk. Hopefully they add something to make it so they emit a noise of some kind. Just hoping 

This is magical 

That can fall under the responsible adult category lol. 

Wreck havoc on us in small cars more like. 

The kind of person who called the FCC after the Janet Jackson super bowl incident

Here’s an idea grandpa, get off the internet and go do some bird watching. 

If their client is that dumb they should be under responsible adult supervision at all times.

This is when you give her a one way ticket to Jersey 

I’m a “wait til my car says 60 miles to empty or less” kinda gal 

It’s gonna be nothing but grilles from here on out. 

You’re right, a tiger could be driving that van. 

Have you seen videos of Black Friday fights? We’re barely civilized to begin with lol 

I need the Kinesis module from Dead Space please. 

It’s Snohomish County, there’s like 6 non white people.