Also people who fly the thin blue line and Gadsden flag together

Can’t leave out Kentucky 

My dad’s cousin’s husband is a fire chief and this is basically him sans big mustache 

Well it didn’t help hide his forehead that’s for sure. 

Shut up troll. 

I was thinking the Goblin Queen 

Mine will be through a history of random gardening tools and regular tools that have been used maybe once. Thanks in part to my husband. 

Or they could borrow one of those creepy totally not from Black Mirror robot dogs

Yes! 

Annnnd the second movie ruined that too :( 

Welp hope he’s not too sick i guess

No, it became all snobby and intolerable to be around

You win this time New Jersey and Oregon.

Tired of seeing ads for crypto currency and facebook messenger, oh well. 

Literally everywhere I look people are complaining about how poorly done this game was, whether it’s the ridiculous bugs or lacking features. 

He’ll just go on Fox whining about cancel culture 

I was going to say the Slug King’s Lair but that works too

Is it wrong of me to prefer he just crashes into a ditch?

Best shot might be a Uhaul 

You mean front runner