I was thinking the Goblin Queen 

Mine will be through a history of random gardening tools and regular tools that have been used maybe once. Thanks in part to my husband. 

Or they could borrow one of those creepy totally not from Black Mirror robot dogs

Yes! 

Annnnd the second movie ruined that too :( 

Welp hope he’s not too sick i guess

No, it became all snobby and intolerable to be around

You win this time New Jersey and Oregon.

Literally everywhere I look people are complaining about how poorly done this game was, whether it’s the ridiculous bugs or lacking features. 

He’ll just go on Fox whining about cancel culture 

I was going to say the Slug King’s Lair but that works too

Is it wrong of me to prefer he just crashes into a ditch?

Best shot might be a Uhaul 

You mean front runner 

Only if he’s a super hairy werewolf 

Singer - ✔

Knives out 2: We Too Have Knives. 

My husband will have the largest case of schadenfreude imaginable, a bunch of schmucks at his work won’t shut up about their bitcoin/dogecoin gambling addictions  

There are none more elegant than her! 

I thought it was odd that they blamed the wind turbines, I’ve seen them running in the middle of winter in Iowa while on road trips.