Maybe this was all secretly his fault lol 

Maybe they took their photos during the monsoon season?

See also: Doctor Oz, I’m too lazy to save his photo 

The one you mentioned I was at home and started dancing like an idiot, can’t really do that at work right now but I will when I leave lol 

I’m tearing up, this has made my day 

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! 

They can’t even sell real shampoo consistently lol

Depends on which image we’re talking about lmao 

Dude I don’t think this is safe to even try to drive, it looks as stable as a newspaper boat. I mean no offense. 

Do you ever drive into the mountains? Like I mentioned to him we went on a road trip (west to Utah) over the weekend and our windshield was hit by multiple rocks over both drives there and back. We were on I-70 

Haha my Volvo is so pitted after this road trip we took this past weekend, went on I-70 and of course our poor windshield is peppered with damage

That was just the Fiat execs going through their teenage phase. 

Let me guess, the theater department and other arts basically get no funding?

Like can some of the protestors in a bigger vehicle hit the guy trying to hit the crowd because he’s clearly protesting the protesting crowds?

I don’t think they’re going to 

Seriously, if someone needs a vegan (soy) option because they’re lactose intolerant or even just vegan who cares? Who does this affect?!

There will be hell to pay! 

I have it on good authority that it’s in the basement of a Spaghetti Factory 

Or his brain has been turned into mush after all those years of use 

I know this is stating the obvious but I can’t think of a worse name for a social media site tbh