I would say larger SUV’s should be out since his dad has knee issues. 

Wrap mom in a big duvet burrito 

Where I live they’re really quite expensive and having your own car is much better since you don’t have to wait for someone to show up to give people a ride

Or hunt your own turkeys

How early we talking? Jw, I don’t usually buy the turkey 

Hamptons yeah, but the actual people of New York City are not fond of this worthless family for the most part.

Because you can’t circlejerk around good American blue collar men, who wants to cheer for the science bitches?

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t become a big voice actor star, I suppose there’s a lot less money in that. 

Makes me want to ditch my current life and become a nun 

If you don’t think some of the COD games were hard, try World at War on Veteran mode, it’s endless grenades after endless grenades.

I think I read about that happening in Texas as well, at least in some of the counties (Harris or Travis maybe?) 

It’ll attract all the babes, like a car version of peacock feathers if you will

People in NYC are not going to magically forgive them, lol. 

There was footage of him on Twitter handing out cookies to people waiting in line to vote yesterday

At least Lil’ Jon didn’t say “YEAAAH!” for once 

“It was all Ollie North’s fault!”

I know a guy that has never grown out of that and he’s 31 years old now. 

I think I’m getting a brain hemorrhage from reading his stupid comments.

And she’s a top tier celebrity, where he was maybe C list at best. 

I’d say make Shaq president but he’d still have the worst free throw percentage out of all the presidents