Hey Zamboni, don’t give your product such a fun name if you don’t want it to be synonymous with ice resurfacing machines. 

I meant to write “Thin Blue Line” but apparently my brain is all kinds of fried today 

yeah cuz he still has 4 limbs lol 

Yeah right wingers have a habit of projecting quite a lot.. so I’m going to say I agree.

Come on down to Parker Colorado, where the stoplights are aplenty and the many fields of brown grass should impress you.

Yeah my husband has a friend that is half Korean and completely takes after his Korean mother and he thinks he’s the whitest dude on the planet. Thinks he’s whiter than me lol

Check with the official sites to find a legit ballot drop box:

spray tans aren’t cool in some circles 

I was thinking like generic high school meanie in an 80s movie 

Yup, he’s shorter than both Obama and Trudeau who are 6'1" and 6'2"

I have the best genes don’t I folks?

That’s because your state is more important than Colorado lol 

They’ve received mine and have now accepted it! hell yeah 

Why not have both? While you’re waiting in line to vote have a friend or something bring you a Popeyes sandwich 

I was thinking fascist works. 

They need it to pay back the property damage from the last time this car wrecked some shit at Cars & Coffee

Damn I wish I could see a Koenigsegg in real life 

It sounds like the highest level you can get in a pyramid scheme 

Your political insight is about as deep as the puddle that David Dunn drowned in.

I would have laughed like a 12 year old