I would hope NBC wouldn’t play along with this circus, but nope, no integrity. I’ll remember that. 

The internet was a mistake 

Wish we could just lock them both up 

Ever heard of the Streisand Effect? yeah this, right here. 

Yeah those old peanuts were full of some sort of magic for sure 

lol, Tiktok is full of nonsense too 

I found your cure, make acquaintances with your hands. Congrats. 

Simulord kills everyone at Purina with this one simple trick! 

The problem is people always bring that up, blame the women instead of the justice system and never do anything about it. 

shhh they might hear you 

No because their entire existence depends on dunking on women. 

Yeah I’ve got family from Manhattan and they’ve generally always hated him which kind of rubbed off on me a bit haha.

Yeah I know I’m just displaying the dumb dumbs out there and their hypocrisy 

He looks like expired ham with glasses 

You could actually see the articles in order yeah 

*looks at the president that’s from Queens*

More like Satan’s most cherished guest. 

Why wasn’t he the turtle that my dad accidentally ran over?

Can he just melt completely already? He’s about halfway there anyway 

I want it too, a nice jacuzzi tub with a headrest? sign me up!