Haven’t there been reports that Trump is literally incapable of humor?

They didn’t tell us about his stroke or whatever, they definitely won’t tell us about this.

*pretends not to hear you while doing a fair isle style Christmas stocking* 

Yeah smoking or drinking would make it a lot worse so pass lol.

Not gonna lie, I’ve definitely been better. Last week I started having excruciating pain in my abdomen, sides and back and had a bit of a fever as well. Thought maybe it was a severe uti or kidney infection maybe. Nope turns out my pancreas is not doing so hot, might be pancreatitis but they still need to do more…

Sounds about right, who likes other countries with a lot of culture? ugh. Only criminals.

Yep it’s extremely telling that they ignore Trump but attack Tom Hanks constantly. 

I was lucky enough to snag an affordable bidet before they sold out. What a mess that all was. 

Well that color work is done well, I’m cringing at the idea of weaving in all those ends though 

Oh derp 

Oh derp 

A place where the good people can sit on a freezing cold stone chair to eat a leg of lamb and the grease dribbles down their chin

I’ll have to launch them from my backyard or from the greenbelt behind my house but it should work 

Trick or Treating for wussies/helicopter parents. Or people in rural areas where houses are like miles apart.

I was thinking firing candy at them with a trebuchet 

I’ve lost a couple family members to it, fuck cancer. 

Single issue voters are idiots. 

Isn’t Clean and Clear usually like 8 bucks at the store? Kind of a weird markup there Amazon..

Isn’t Clean and Clear usually like 8 bucks at the store? Kind of a weird markup there Amazon..

and a Michael Jackson nose. sorry MJ 

Maybe even heavier, I’d pay good money to watch Halfthor Bjornsson throw him off a cliff.

I wouldn’t engage with this troll