As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

how else would it chooch!?

I applaud the added detail of the wires

Tom, this is Mark (my anonymous name is now exposed), since honestly you took to long to put this up... Seriously didn’t I send this to you in early December?... anyway I got a great deal on an Audi Q7 at the end of the year... I gave up economy, but damn, it is a nice ride.

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

Can we talk sometime about the Dodge Nitro?