This is all bullshit. Being a “Brand Ambassador” for a company like D&G means going to parties and posing for picture with “Beautiful People" in fancy places. You don’t do that job by tweeting from your couch and participating in Zoom calls. If she had been shooting a movie in New Zealand and commented from the set…

I see two outcomes:

With Autocado, the process could potentially take half the amount of time, freeing up kitchen staff for other food prep tasks to be fired.

I have no horse in this race, but I can see with my eyes that her makeup is green.

Fuck Chinese imperialism (and imperialism in all forms) - but bans like this just make these countries look insecure and neurotic. If a movie about barbie dolls “denigrates your sovereignty” than I’m not sure how much self-respect you have!

Bold of you to assume I am not consuming 18 cans of Coke Zero a day.

pyrex’s rep has gotten so bad there’s a a thriving market of people buying and selling the old formulation PYREX cookware.  If your second-hand market is doing better than your retail market, you’ve got a problem.

Instant Brands’ crown jewel is the Instant Pot, a pressure cooker/slow cooker/steamer/rice maker jack of all trades, master of none.

I’m not a business genius or anything, but I think in this day and age it’s all about “line going up” and companies aren’t content to sell millions and reap profits, they have to be constantly increasing profits over and over again forever, which isn’t sustainable and can often lead to companies overextending…

Why all the Instant Pot hate lately? “Oh, it’s for lazy millennials to make trash food.” It’s a pressure cooker. Pressure cookers are useful and can make very delicious food if you know what you are doing. Next up, mocking people for pellet grills or mandolins.

Can we just reserve that angst for mocking Thermomix?

They’ll show chocobos scavenging on corpses after a battle.  

This isn’t your dad’s Moogle! This Moogle curses, does cocaine and has sex!

Glad they kept in the Moogle. Making everything more airquotes-mature shouldn’t mean they need to strip everything lovely from the franchise.  Are the cactuars now little hellraiser pinheads, wrapped in latex and looking for a little sadism as a treat?

Meanwhile:

That’s the problem and really the whole point. I agree that corporations and these theme parks should be held to a higher standard than this self-reporting bullshit, but DeSantis and his nazi cronies aren’t really trying to make anything safer, they’re just trying to punish Disney. If they expanded this to apply to…

What’s the end goal with this anyways? You delay the state agency from inspecting Disney’s rides as a power play? Congrats, half of WDW is closed and nobody visits. Disney cuts back on operating expenses due to lack of business, which means massive layoffs like at the start of 2020. Except oops, Florida’s entire…

Chris “unannounced bridge maintenance” Christie is weighing in on officials using the government to punish people they disagree with? Really?

There is no way his last episode will be 1/100th as entertaining as the opening to Craig Ferguson’s last show. Here’s the proof: