Most Uber drivers in my neck of the woods are black Aficans or other first- generation Americans

I don’t see what the “left behind” animals have to do with this either. Yes, it’s a shame that they can’t all be rescued, and I can understand why some people don’t like schools having live mascots, but LSU is not supporting some tiger mill industry. “Mike” is rescued/donated, so no one is profiting from this and the…

Yeah, this. Somewhere around the 9-10 hour mark you end up feeling sober, and start remembering things. I mean so I’m told at least..

wow, talk about low hanging fruit.

“Consider a White Sox bar.”

Heychicagowhattayasay

I may be weird, but I get this. These people LOVE their team and haven’t had a chance to see something like this in a long time. Kudos to them for putting in a 12+ hour shift at the bars to celebrate their team. I have done that for much less important reasons.

Claire, I’m going to have to disagree with you on this. I’d rather pay for Five Guys fries because they are bigger and tastier than Smashburger.

Whitson, could you try to not be wrong about literally everything? Five Guys is so delicious I’m going to go buy an order of cajun fries right now just to piss you off.

Holy sh*t....... just spit coffee all over my monitor at this. This is dark and absolutely MF’ing twisted but I can’t stop laughing. You, sir, are going to hell for this one....... but hey, I guess I’ll see you there ;) LMAO +1

An amusing premise, but illegal in execution - you really, really don’t want to do that.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

This is the comment I want to write every single time. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

It isn’t an official order: They were ASKED if they would VOLUNTARILY stop work and the company declined.

I’m confused about the focus on Clinton, here (no I’m not). Where is this administration on this issue? How do you think we got here? Where the fuck does this Congress stand?

Hinojosa also said it’s important that “everyone respects demonstrators’ rights to protest peacefully, and workers’ rights to do their jobs safely.”

Safe bet the food’s no good.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

Must have been a touch decision on the topic for his one verse. Money, drugs or hoes?

Not sure that the snark in this title was well placed.