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She's a B-list actress over 40, which sadly means Hollywood doesn't have all that much use for her.

Why can't you just shut the fuck up, you petulant, intellectually disabled crybaby?

Schwarzenegger's recitation of the Lincoln quote is nice, but unfortunately Trump lacks the attention span to listen to anything longer than a tweet.

I know it has become a cliche to complain about 2016, but c'mon people, even the most imaginative and pessimistic writer would consider all the death, doom and misery of 2016 too far-fetched if it were fictional.

Thank god Amy Adams had to find other things to do.

Happy holidays to everyone, even and especially to those who hate it when someone wishes them happy holidays as opposed to merry christmas.

The awfulness of 2016 doesn't even take Christmas breaks.

Time to get the RNC crew of Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr. and Duck Dynasty back together.

Maybe if abortions weren't about as funny as the holocaust.

I'm confused now. I thought the original comment was a "I wish I had this type of experience, so that I can talk about it expertly" comment. Now she calls it a "joke", which is even worse.

Leave it up to Lena Dunham to turn abortions into lifestyle accessories.

Because what actually happens is an interesting scenario potentially exploring desperation and loneliness. Unfortunately, the need to deliver a fun, lovey-dovey entertainment Hollywood romp apparently gets in the way of exploring any of it.

I'd give 2016 a straight F, but I have to leave some room for improvement in case Trump ushers in the apocalypse next year, so it gets the gentleman F: D-

That's because he bought her.

And what about "seriocomic"?

If Putin appearing regularly means a lot more Beck Bennett shirtlessness then I'm all for it.

More importantly, Trump's signature isn't remotely decipherable as his name.

Or morally reprehensible, as in Seven Pounds.

This sounds just bizarre enough to give it a go for the laughs and the befuddlement.

After pulpifying the heads of two major characters without rhyme or reason, the show is back to killing off extras and pretending that it's meaningful. For this show there is no in between.