Because I happily watch Almost Famous over and over again.

Hey, since the Academy is down with alleged rapists, abusers and child molesters, he could finally get his Oscar when he flees to Europe to avoid conviction.

She cites several witnesses in her lawsuit, among them a friend who tried to shield her from Depp's attacks, a friend of both of them they talked to on the phone during the incident and who told her to run away from Johnny once he started to act erratically and his bodyguards who were apparently too scared for their…

Seems to be serious drug-induced mental illness on Depp's part.

My #1 choice is to just send Bond into retirement altogether. Give the man a break already. Hasn't he achieved enough, except for developing anything close to a three-dimensional personality over approximately 72 movies?

Nah, some were alright, but otherwise a lot of wacky hat roles in between that only increased over time. I guess even those will start to dry up now.

And in other asshole-related news, the guy from Glee was arrested for possession of child pornography. Today is assholes in showbiz day.

Best of 5 minutes of internet comments:

Well, her coming out as a lesbian years ago is already cited as "proof" that she has a history of lying. Can you believe that?

Yeah, I've already read the sickest things in places where the comments usually aren't so bad.

And the victim shaming has already started on other sites - "she must be lying", "she faked the photos", etc. If she didn't have evidence, you wouldn't believe her and now that she does have evidence, you don't believe her either. You can't win as a victim.

Tori Spelling's terrifying face definitely makes up for a probable lack of scares.

How can you name your movie The Disappointments Room? And why would anybody ever consider to watch a movie called The Disappointments Room?

Even as a gay dude, I wouldn't mind. Because I'm capable to see Loras as a character and not just for his gayness and as a character he has definitely outlived his usefulness. I think his death is important to drive the plot forward (especially regarding Margaery) more so than keeping him alive to have someone gay…

Stannis' fate was sealed when he burned his own (lovely) daughter. The writers knew that this was the end for the character, that there's nothing else to be done with him, that the audience wouldn't accept any further arcs. So no, Stannis is definitely dead, no matter what Martin had in mind for him. I also don't see…

And nobody sees the tiniest chance that Hodor may still be alive somehow? (the episode ended before it happened after all)

Yeah, I would actually call that cleavage. Obviously an ironic and deliberate choice to make the monks' costumes so "revealing".

He has nice cleavage in his monk's cowl, so he can stay for a few more episodes.

No way the High Sparrow goes this episode. What is supposed to happen in King's Landing in the next five episodes when the High Sparrow dies? Cersei polishing her nails? He won't go until episodes 8, 9 or 10 and until the next Lannister story arc is in sight. Prediction: They kill him off in episode 8 or 9, which…

Apparently it's too late now to say sorry.