For when you really really really need to scratch your butt but don't want to be seen.

I agree with Ellen-Rose. Even though it was not formed by an actual mountainous volcano, the formation was still volcanic in nature. Sometimes I think journalists get a little too o.c.d. with their semantics.

Yeah, this is not working for me either — and I can't imagine how bad that constantly moist upholstery smells.

My thought. Those are some ugly ass pieces.

You and I have very different definitions of "gorgeous".

"And just like that...he's gone."

Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Verify Me.

Does it bother anyone else that the popsicle sticks aren't centered?

Wow, how much more sanctimonious can we get?

It was a funny movie. Everyone can agree that it wasn't the funniest thing ever, but for people who don't have a permanent stick up their ass, it was damn entertaining.

I would have seen this movie regardless of the whole hacking issue, mostly because I expected it to be another fun, pointless dick and fart joke movie.

I felt the total opposite! Their relationship was only ever believable in the books. The movies ruined Ron. In the books he was funny and and a font of insider wisdom (he had the wizarding equivalent of "street smarts" to balance out the two outsiders). In the movies they just made him dumb ('cuz Hermione's the…

The hell even happened to her, anyway? I may be in the minority, but I liked her.

I can't remember where I was flying to or from, but I was fairly zonked (in no small part due to copious drinking) and listening to music when I noticed they were playing the 2009 Land of the Lost movie on the screens. I watched it for a while without sound, trying to piece together what was happening, until an odd…

Crazy douchebag here. Not seeing a single image on the chart that I don't call a person. :)

When I and the rest of my team are bringing on new team members, these are the things that can put people over the top. There is some base level of software skill that is required obviously, but if you're completely unfamiliar with unit testing, I can teach you that. The following things, however, are incredibly…

that is indeed the joke that is in the article, yes

Hah. Be careful making predictions a decade ahead of time! When I was in high school ('92-ish, heyy-o!), they were ditching my precious QBasic in favor of Pascal, the language of the future, and I was duly warned that knowledge of BASIC would amount to shit, and Pascal would run the world. I hated Pascal so much…

Dammit! I was planning to binge-watch to catch up...and now it's going away? Shit.

Damn, I'm going to miss her in that suit....