Serves the Tim Horton’s worker right for asking her how she felt about fellow Canadian James Paxton recently throwing a no-hitter on Canadian soil.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

After years of practice and analysis of results, speed reading has been proven to be simply skimming by another name.

Yes. The author of this post, in fact!

Finally a quirky mini-boss squad.

Secret Wars was the best thing to come out of Marvel in the past decade, which is why I roll my eyes whenever people complain about big events. As Hickman proved, events can be well earned and totally worth it, if they’re written well.

Gods yes, I went back and read the whole Avengers/New Avengers runup to Secret Wars, then read Secret Wars again. It was epic.

I’m excited. They were great in the comics, especially Maw, Corvus, and Proxima Midnight (one of the best comic book names ever).

Proxima Midnight is the best superhero comic book name in decades.

That one shot from the trailers of Ebony Maw fucking up Dr. Strange’s shit makes it seem like theyll be portrayed as formidable. Especially if they’re also in Avengers 4

I read that and totally started thinking:

Let’s be honest. It’ll never happen. Nobody’ll elect a President from Jersey.

As has been pointed out by many comedians, the pendulum swings of our elections are getting wider and wider. If a thoughtful, reasonable African-American president led to our country electing an ambulatory, well-done steak-eating syphilis sore, it seems perfectly reasonable that the pendulum swing in return could get…

Watching that video is so infuriating and upsetting, I can feel the blood rushing to my head. And fuck the fact that he was able to plead out on the charges.

I guess the question is... did she raid any tombs?

Okay so it’s a “solid action movie”, and “[t]he set pieces along the way are almost universally exciting”, and “[a]s Croft, Vikander is constantly evolving”, and the movie adheres to the (rebooted) video game fairly faithfully, but it somehow isn’t ... Tomb-Raidery ... enough for you?

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I don’t think I buy the idea that Ron would have voted for Trump. Yes, Ron is a libertarian who would love nothing more than to see the exact chaos that Trumpism/Bannonism has wreaked on America, but he’s also extremely principled, and Trump as a person, I believe, would have been a step too far for Ron Swanson. I…

I’m sorry you didn’t get the bitter, downbeat Parks and Rec finale you were hoping for. That totally would have been in keeping with the theme and mood of the show. Nothing I’m saying here is at all sarcastic. If you can’t help but hear this all in Chandler Bing’s voice, I don’t know what to tell you.