Hmm...I googled “Star Wars for adults” and I got something else completely different.

I don’t think so, that would be way too cynical, especially for a Mike Schur show. The moment between Michael and Eleanor at the end of this episode is what his shows live for. Also it’d be too predictable for them to pull another “Michael was working against them all along!” twist.

Good. I am a totally leftist liberal but FFS people.

My dad is pretty much glued to CNN and cable news all day and when I talked to him about it yesterday (after reading about it mostly on DS) he only had a cursory knowledge of the situation. When I told him everything his response was, “how is this not on the top of every single news channel?” It’s shocking how little…

“The Prince got sick of being teased by Harry about going bald and this seemed like a practical solution — and one that should stop all the digs too.” Sky News notes that Harry and also Kate have been public teasing William about his hairline for years now.

They can’t ditch Ted Danson, for people of a certain age, he’s the biggest name draw on the marquee. My boomer uncle only watched it because it was the new Ted Danson show.

The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

I just want to thank Deadspin and Jezebel for giving this the frontline attention it needs and deserves. Other outlets are giving it so little attention relative to its importance it is very disheartening.  I listen to the radio in the morning on the way to work and you would have little idea this was happening if…

This. Leaving her out of the trip sets up a Janet based rescue. Either on her own or with Team Cockroach help.

Janet I imagine will save Michael somehow, otherwise she would have gone through the portal with the others.

they definitely won’t forget him. I’m more worried about Michael getting Eternal Shriek’d before they can rescue him.

and I hope Michael isn’t tortured too badly/Janet gets out.

oh lord I hope Ted Danson doesn’t leave

This chap oughta quit it.

I picture my last driving moments going backwards at speed into a Bentley dealers’ ‘Injury lawyer appreciation night’

With a bumper sticker that says “women drivers am I right?”

Just ramp off something over a bus into a dentists office. Good for 2 posts.

Give me a 1o00 horsepower and skinny tires. I want to die in a way that will be sure to get my stupidity posted to Jalop.

If 100% of all potential immigrants from Africa had PhDs, it would matter not one whit to this administration, as the main disqualifying characteristic of these applicants is, of course, the absence of whiteness.