This guy and AJ Pierzynski should team up together and fight crime.

Mrs Bilido sounds like she would be shy and inhibited in bed until you give her permission to unleash her deeply submissive, dirty side.

Sure, after you pull out the copy of AARP magazine that’s wedged up your ass.

Actually, unless you know the lady at the club or you tried hitting on her and got roundly rejected, your dismissiveness and faux-contempt towards her is quite excessive.

What breakfast does your boring, celibate-for-years mother like to consume at 4 in the morning? Honey Nut Cheerios?

You have it all mapped out for us. Thank you for your expert projections.

Then why are you here on this website?

Fuck outta here with your NCAA nostalgia. These here are grown men, son. Deal with it. You can masturbate to Christian Laettner and the Fab Five later.

It’s gonna be a boring ride for you, my man. Better start collecting Martha Stewart Living magazines.

Havin fun till shit got crazy, bro. She ain’t your mother. Chill.

Patriarchy.

Shut the fuck up, dumbshit. Leave the President and Manu Ginobili out of this. Oh, and it’s spelled ‘Ginobili’, child. You can stay home and play with your tiny dick now.