i have never seen anyone give their height completely in inches before. fuck you for making me do math

And we comment, they get paid, circle of life.

Which sentiment? The one you represented or the actual reality of the situation?

Or, you know, don’t use the stickers? I mean I get it. Apple rushing to jump on the post-Millennial desire to turn every form of communications into a vandalized Trapper Keeper sucks. And the animations/stickers are fun for about 20 seconds for those of us who have an attention span longer than the average GIF.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Nah, Chrysler just found a stockroom full of old G-Wagons headlights left by Mercedes.

For whatever reason, when the season started my 5 year old fixated on Palmer, maybe because his car is yellow. Each race weekend he would say that Palmer would win. Now that Palmer hasn’t done anything, my son just refers to him as Slowpoke Rodriguez.

As long as we agree on Palmer and Kvyiat, it’s all good !

If you’re the sort of person that wants a 911 Turbo instead, get a 911 Turbo.

They didn’t make very many, but this 1980's compact car from Ford could do 0-60 in a pretty quick 2.1 seconds from the factory. Road legal, of course.

I’ll give them quickest sedan. They need to dial back the hyperboles a bit before I literally throw myself off a cliff.

Yeah, no. Rother did interiors exclusively and is basically a footnote. Welburn has done some excellent work, but does he deserve to be on a list with Guigario and Gandini and Paulin? No, definitely not.

Because it’s not a list of ‘pioneers who bucked trends’ it’s a list of ‘greatest car designers of all time’. If you want to make a list of trend-bucking pioneers in the car industry, then go right ahead. But the list of all-time great car designers will continue to be populated by white (mostly Italian an French)…

The other issue is that the list is all white dudes. Yes, car design is unfortunately still dominated by white dudes—though that’s changing—but I wish I had used this platform to highlight the good work of some women and/or people of color too. Jalopnik is better than most at that sort of thing, but I wasn’t hip…

Mystery solved:

Nope. 100% based on my obsession with the sound of old rally cars 2-stepping.

Cool.

Yup, this is what is happening. Also, the company is run by his family, so he’s bailing them out as well.

Looks a lot like the aborted Saab 9-5

The real question is who where the five people who star-clicked his post? I bet this guy also has a Rav-4 in his garage and accuses Kanye of being racist for talking shit about them...