I used to love watching this show on our Vizio, while relaxing on the La-Z-Boy and eating Doritos (Cool Ranch flavor).

Yeah, that's right. I'm like the Carrie Bradshaw of middle America, bitches.

You're wrong. Berger was a fucking tool. But so was Aidan. Aidan was a dirty hippy and a closet chauvinist. He probably single handedly spawned the hipster generation.

No he wasn't. He had beady little eyes. And he was shifty creep. Like a gecko. But not cute like a real gecko.

Agreed. I think I'm pretty sex positive and not judgey, but I used to know this guy who said he could find beauty in every foot. He was pretty okay outside that, but I always thought he was a fucking weirdo because of it. Which in turn made me feel kind of guilty about judging his attraction.

He's the only baby I find adorable. I want to steal him.

Aww, I really just love him. I don't know if it's because I'm kinda wanting a baby right now and Prince George makes the funniest faces and wears these odd clothes on his little chubby body. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't care so much.

All feet are weird. Always.

Shit. I have elbow fat.

Jil Sander for the artsy, minimalist vagina.

I'm just going to say it and I don't care if people say I'm a bad feminist because of it- I would totally buy this. Not for the beach, but so that as a size 12/14 I can wear some fucking well-fitting shorts without it looking like my vagina is trying to eat them. Thank you and goodnight.

This is so awesome, considering what most people's image of this area usually looks like:

OK so I get all the comments about how awful the commercial is, but why is it so awful to want your clothes to cover your body? Why is that weird? If I wanted to show it all, I wouldn't wear a bathing suit in the first place. The fact that some swimsuits practically outline your labia is the problem. I can't be the…

Agreed. Same with very perky nipples, and slight erections. When your so-called "private parts" are somehow visible, it's very hard to focus elsewhere.

I'll be honest, I don't see anything wrong with a product that stops you from having camel toe. I don't want anyone to have that much information about me. I know a lot of women who insist on wearing leggings as pants with short shirts who could/should invest in a cuchini.

I don't get all the hate in the comments. Yeah the ad is cheesy, but I think it's a great product! I wouldn't want people looking at my business if I had camel toe.

Winner!

YES.

Ohhhh, 'Camelflage!'

Do your labia hang low? Do they wobble to and 'fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?