...an absolutely ginormous python was found caught under a tree that had fallen near a Malaysian construction site.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

If there’s one show that you guys should still do reviews/recaps for, this is it. Those reviews were so hilarious to me, and that’s coming from someone who really likes this show.

And where is my spin-off show? “Chandler & Lyle, Consulting Detectives?”

All. Of. It.

If I had the money - I’d give her a good paying job - to just follow him around and yell at him like that for the rest of his term (or life...).

Maybe it’s a fake out and they’re screaming “GLENN!” because he managed to roll under another dumpster and is trying to escape.

When Negan began picking who to hit, it was clear that all of the remaining original cast (from the first few seasons) was present and accounted for.

one thing is for certain: The Walking Dead knows how to deliver an intense episode without anyone dying or fighting.

AMC, Scott Gimple and Robert Kirkman can fuck right the hell off after that clown show of an ending last night.

A movie in which Sue Storm kissed the Winter Soldier..... :)

A wizard is never large, nor is he small. He takes up exactly as many gigabytes as he means to.

Mein got, you have been wronged! I'd ask for a refund.

/ice cream starts melting

Disagree, but must acknowledge that your comment was a thing of beauty.

Actually I can name a few scenes where peens were clearly visible.

Technically, we don’t know when society broke down — could’ve been in 2016 after President Trump was elected...

I am going to provide absolutely zero useful commentary here, and say that god, I find Jeffrey Dean Morgan embarrassingly attractive. (Even from behind, even when he’s wielding Lucille.) I can’t even figure out if he’s a decent actor or not, which is the ridiculous thing.

he would make better villain than Bond