The Kim K images are particularly vexing. This pathological narcissist is clearly using said cause as an excuse to walk around pant-less in her husband’s shitty brand.

Did you just bring me macadamia nuts in the bag?

“There may be real unicorns out there but this one I don’t believe”

:(

“Birkin bags have increased in value by an average of 14.2 percent each year and by more than 500 percent in the last 35 years”

Yes, let’s all give Charles Saatchi a pat on the back...

“I think if God is so easygoing he tolerates your summer fun pink watermelon yarmulke, he’d probably be cool with no yarmulke.”

In the words of the great Todd Barry “I think if God is so easygoing he tolerates your summer fun pink watermelon yarmulke, he’d probably be cool with no yarmulke.”